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tests are 99.99% accurate so what do you think about that, michael? >> so you're telling me there's a chance. >> .01% chance so the male model is going to have to accept this. >> the male model is not accepting it. >> and it's because they went to an independent d.n.a. lab. >> he's saying they probably shot video, paid off the lab to be on the show. >> come on, that's actually totally a fair point. any solutions? >> he says, have the judge order it, have a court monitored d.n.a. test where everyone could be there and get it from court. >> or you could do this test -- no, yes? >> that male model is lying? >> harvey, harvey, harvey! >> john stamos turned 50. >> john, so happy birthday. you do not look 50. >> john stamos is 50. >> it's ridiculous. something.d there's a deal with the devil. >> what's your secret to stay so fit and everything? >> i try to take care of myself and i'm friends with harvey. that's usually what does it. >> i wish. i wish. let me tell you. >> he's super hot. how could you be friends with him, though? i don't think i could be fri
tests are 99.99% accurate so what do you think about that, michael? >> so you're telling me there's a chance. >> .01% chance so the male model is going to have to accept this. >> the male model is not accepting it. >> and it's because they went to an independent d.n.a. lab. >> he's saying they probably shot video, paid off the lab to be on the show. >> come on, that's actually totally a fair point. any solutions? >> he says, have the judge order it,...
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of michael jackson and his three children named michael and seth. >> he also said the a.d.a. had no treatment the medical treatment was. they literally said they should be this community. >> it's been up north. >> it's up north and you watch it on "tmz. when they go into the jury room, they can't take that into christian when they make a decision. >> they do. >> they can't do that. >> they do it. >> no, they don't! >> do you ever do something you shouldn't do? >> never! >> dot "ring around the rosy" video. >> ring around the rosies, pocketful of posies ashes to ashes, we all fall down! >> coming up -- >> i got a press release from the new toad the wet sprocket album. all i want to feel this way. >> closed captioning and other consideration for "tmz provided by -- >> i wear to god this just happened. the whole room needs to hear this. i swear to god, this just happened t just came into my mailbox. i got a release for the new towed wet sprocket album. >> what was their hit? >> the what? >> early '90's band. >> is that a big thing? >> nobody knows what that is. nobody remem
of michael jackson and his three children named michael and seth. >> he also said the a.d.a. had no treatment the medical treatment was. they literally said they should be this community. >> it's been up north. >> it's up north and you watch it on "tmz. when they go into the jury room, they can't take that into christian when they make a decision. >> they do. >> they can't do that. >> they do it. >> no, they don't! >> do you ever do something...
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all right, look, michael, steven's the one who messed up the relationship. he thought you and i were together, but he was just wrong. he fabricated the whole mess. well, somebody ought to make that clear. jackie wants you to know that there was a mess 'cause she was wearing the wrong fabric. that can't be what she said. it's word for word, man. kelso, would you get out of here? i'm helping. you're making me wanna kick your ass. that better be the rash talking. busted, mister. you're like a damn cat. i'm gonna make you wear a bell. bad health in a can. that's what that is. the doctor said he wants nothing like that around here, and i agree. all it takes is just-- it's a little bit of willpower, red. even though you used to do something without thinking, you just--you have to grab ahold of those thoughts. can i get you a refill there? well... there's a lesson for you. you're welcome. hey. oh, hey, listen, son. you know, it means a lot to your mother, your staying here and helping out the family. and, uh... as for me, i... well, uh... there. doctor said i shoul
all right, look, michael, steven's the one who messed up the relationship. he thought you and i were together, but he was just wrong. he fabricated the whole mess. well, somebody ought to make that clear. jackie wants you to know that there was a mess 'cause she was wearing the wrong fabric. that can't be what she said. it's word for word, man. kelso, would you get out of here? i'm helping. you're making me wanna kick your ass. that better be the rash talking. busted, mister. you're like a damn...
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our life michael and son weather cam. 80 was the high. the averages are coming down. average high is 85. right now 76. the relative humidity 76%. that is coincidental. dew point coming up to the 60s. which is not that comfortable. patchy dense fog tomorrow morning and concerned about some of the areas. mr. bernstein will be here bright and early at 4:25. humid on friday. still a decent way to finish the week. heating up for the holiday weekend, and then increasing chances for storms as we go through each day. culminating probably the best chance will be labor day. overnight, clear to partly cloudy, muggy. got the patchy dense fog and low temperature 64 to about 72. now tomorrow morning, mostly sunny, the fog will burn off earlier tomorrow morning than it did today. remember the sunglasses. by noon partly cloudy and almost hot. maybe olat thunderstorm. won't plan around that. high of 86- -- 86-90 and winds south, southwest. you can hit 90. knocking on the door. 89 in springfield, 89 in woodbridge. 89 in fairfax, 87 toward sterling. only 81 by the water. 78 in oakland b
our life michael and son weather cam. 80 was the high. the averages are coming down. average high is 85. right now 76. the relative humidity 76%. that is coincidental. dew point coming up to the 60s. which is not that comfortable. patchy dense fog tomorrow morning and concerned about some of the areas. mr. bernstein will be here bright and early at 4:25. humid on friday. still a decent way to finish the week. heating up for the holiday weekend, and then increasing chances for storms as we go...
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. >> michael brandon hill said he had nothing to live for and a wanted to go to a mental hospital. robert gray has more. >> a neartr tragedy avoid. officials in georgia are giving more details about michael brandon hill, the man they say walked in an elementary school on tuesday afternoon with a gun and opened fire. no one wad your and hill eventually surrendered after exchanging gun fire with policel 911 calls released on wednesday giving us a glimpse inside the standoff. >> he said to tell home it backoff. ep doesn't want the kids. hean wants the police.olic back off? what else though he don't care if he die. he don't having in to live for i and he said he is not not mentally stable.tabl >> the school administrator kept repeating the threat to take his own life. lif >> tell them to stand down now. >> i'm giving the instruction.he >> she's giving the instruction. >> he he said he should justt shoot himself. >> they say he had nearly 500 rounds of ammo, an ak-47 and several weapons on him when he entered the school.ol they don't know the motive for attack. >> do you think he had a
. >> michael brandon hill said he had nothing to live for and a wanted to go to a mental hospital. robert gray has more. >> a neartr tragedy avoid. officials in georgia are giving more details about michael brandon hill, the man they say walked in an elementary school on tuesday afternoon with a gun and opened fire. no one wad your and hill eventually surrendered after exchanging gun fire with policel 911 calls released on wednesday giving us a glimpse inside the standoff. >>...
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. >> it's an iconic piece of michael jackson wardrobe.n wa why the crystal glove is at thet end of a legal dispute. >> new claims princess diana was murdered. new claves of foul play in her death coming up in a moment. are you flo? yes. is this the thing you gave my husband? well, yeah, yes. the "name your price" tool. you tell us the price you want to pay, and we give you a range of options to choose from. careful, though -- that kind of power can go to your head. that explains a lot. yo, buddy! i got this. gimme one, gimme one, gimme one! the power of the "name your price" tool. only from progressive. "i'm terry mcauliffe, candidate for governor, and i sponsored this ad." it's been called "cuccinelli's witch hunt" "designed to intimidate and suppress" ken cuccinelli used taxpayer funds to investigate a uva professor whose research on climate change cuccinelli opposed. cuccinelli, a climate change denier, forced the university to spend over half a million dollars defending itself against it's own attorney general. ken cuccinelli. he's focused on his own agenda. not us. [ male a
. >> it's an iconic piece of michael jackson wardrobe.n wa why the crystal glove is at thet end of a legal dispute. >> new claims princess diana was murdered. new claves of foul play in her death coming up in a moment. are you flo? yes. is this the thing you gave my husband? well, yeah, yes. the "name your price" tool. you tell us the price you want to pay, and we give you a range of options to choose from. careful, though -- that kind of power can go to your head....
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where michael bolton serenades the trees. it's called bolton-izing. it creates the juiciest flavors in the world. okay... [ female announcer ] starburst. unexplainably juicy. kent brockman here at death's revolving door. police have arrived on the scene after having fled the state at the first sign of the storm. bulletproof, as i somewhat suspected. but don't you worry, we're having a very expensive crane brought in from shelbyville. what is this, a bird? it's a bird known as a crane. and it got very sick on the way over. well, our top priority is making sure that bird gets well. hey! hello! as for you, your only hope is this glass cutting guy from the hardware store. you guys want to come out in a plain circle or a kind of a rosette shape? just cut the glass. everybody wants it done yesterday. (chuckles) (groans) wiggum: uh, now we're ordering some lunch. uh, want to go halfsies on a pizza? fyi, that means you get one slice. okay, wise guy, you get to pull out the two corpses when we're done. except for the face full of glass when the door finally co
where michael bolton serenades the trees. it's called bolton-izing. it creates the juiciest flavors in the world. okay... [ female announcer ] starburst. unexplainably juicy. kent brockman here at death's revolving door. police have arrived on the scene after having fled the state at the first sign of the storm. bulletproof, as i somewhat suspected. but don't you worry, we're having a very expensive crane brought in from shelbyville. what is this, a bird? it's a bird known as a crane. and it...
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michael brandon hill was dressed in black and carrying weapons. w gi not brfs an exchange of gun fire with officers. >> he stated he was sorry he was off his meds. m >> it could have been a lot worse but every single child is alive to talk about it. it. >> hill never made it past the front office. o most systems do have are putting in controlled access. in prince george's county cou there's a security upgrade wellw under way. eventually every school will have electronic security doors. visitors will have to be buzzedb in i.d.'s and a closedsed circumstance tv with audio capability so they can talk to people in the office without walking into the school. they'll put in panic buttons around the campus at each school. there's also been a lot of training for staff at all al schools in dealing with the threat and some schools near maryland's eastern shore arere testing out bullet proof white boards that staff and students possibly be able to hide behind. we'll talk about it later this morning. back to you guys. >> good ideas perhaps,o melani. thank you
michael brandon hill was dressed in black and carrying weapons. w gi not brfs an exchange of gun fire with officers. >> he stated he was sorry he was off his meds. m >> it could have been a lot worse but every single child is alive to talk about it. it. >> hill never made it past the front office. o most systems do have are putting in controlled access. in prince george's county cou there's a security upgrade wellw under way. eventually every school will have electronic...
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emerging the man suspected of firing shots inside a georgia elementary school on tuesday. 20-year-old michael brandon hill brought nearly 500 rounds of ammunition along with ak-47 rifle. cops say hill has a criminal history that included violence and threats. he was currently on probation. cops haven't said what the motive is here. edge on d.c. as mayor vincent gray is yet to receive the new living wage bill. it would see current minimum wage increase to $12.50 an hour and wal-mart who has a billion dollars or more. more than 40 days the bill remains in the hands of the council. >> i can tell you this, i haven't received it despite my best efforts, look why don't you send us the bill. it will come back in one of two conditions, signed or vetoed. if you tell me what day you want it back, i promise i will send it back that day. this is day 42. >> officials with wal-mart threatened to stop plans for expansion in d.c. if the mayor signs the bill. straight ahead, a mysterious illness sends vice president joe biden's son to the hospital. someone owes obama several hundred bucks over the past few ye
emerging the man suspected of firing shots inside a georgia elementary school on tuesday. 20-year-old michael brandon hill brought nearly 500 rounds of ammunition along with ak-47 rifle. cops say hill has a criminal history that included violence and threats. he was currently on probation. cops haven't said what the motive is here. edge on d.c. as mayor vincent gray is yet to receive the new living wage bill. it would see current minimum wage increase to $12.50 an hour and wal-mart who has a...
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. >> michael vick paid $111,000 to citric and company, an elite crisis management team.
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the capitals have agreed to deal with michael groff bosque -- >> that's a wrap on sports. >> i'd be sitting there with my friends who had their verizon phones and i'd be sitting there like "mine's still loading!" i couldn't get email. i couldn't stream movies. i couldn't upload any of our music. i couldn't count on it, that's when i decided to switch. now that i'm on verizon, everything moves fast. with verizon, i have that reliability. i'm completely happy with verizon. verizon's 4g lte is the most reliliable and in more places than any other 4g network. period. that's powerful. verizon. a coup smalls of showers -- a couple of showers around. >> thank you guys for joining us tonight. we'll see you tomorrow. >> real-time closed captioning provided by u.s. captioning company. >> today on "tmz" -- >> now we know wentworth miller, prison break, is not into putin because he's gay. >> had a film entered in the film festival. invited to come and wrote this letter. it says, as a gay man, i must decline. >> now i get "prison break. >> he was the only guy on the show who wan
the capitals have agreed to deal with michael groff bosque -- >> that's a wrap on sports. >> i'd be sitting there with my friends who had their verizon phones and i'd be sitting there like "mine's still loading!" i couldn't get email. i couldn't stream movies. i couldn't upload any of our music. i couldn't count on it, that's when i decided to switch. now that i'm on verizon, everything moves fast. with verizon, i have that reliability. i'm completely happy with verizon....
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getting the michael jackson award for pioneering an innovative impact on music. good for him. but the rumor is, when he get the award, jay-z, lance, kirkpatrick, the one nobody remembers, they will all join him and do music together. >> they will go back 20 years and revoke the award they gave him. >> bye, bye, bye is kind of the gimme, right? or they could do, it's gonna be me, which is my number one pick right now. but you remember the song, i want you back. >> i can guarantee they'll do, i want you back. fans staring at justin timberlake, saying, i want you back, so bad. and come back us to. >> one person who just cannot let the mtv music video award go is taylor twist. taylor swift made jams -- >> she is the most boring person alive. how old is she? >> she made a jam but this jam was funny. posted on instagram. it said, yo ed, i'm happy for you, and i'll let you finish but this is the best jam of all time. >> wow. >> get it? because she still can't let go of that kanye west moment in 2009. >> was that 2009? that long ago? >> 2009. mtv music video awards. i don't think you
getting the michael jackson award for pioneering an innovative impact on music. good for him. but the rumor is, when he get the award, jay-z, lance, kirkpatrick, the one nobody remembers, they will all join him and do music together. >> they will go back 20 years and revoke the award they gave him. >> bye, bye, bye is kind of the gimme, right? or they could do, it's gonna be me, which is my number one pick right now. but you remember the song, i want you back. >> i can...
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. >> it took him 10 yards to catch hit but i think it qualified -- >> today chip kelly named michael vick his quarterback. skins fans expect to see rg3 versus vick on september 9th at fedex field. >> the nationals -- do they salvage the double in the windy city? >> ♪ i wish i was made of money. i wish you were too. chances are, you're not made of money. so don't overpay for motorcycle insurance. geico motorcycle. see how much you could save. nats acquired david dejesus and he was placed on revehicle bl trade wavers -- dejesus. dan herron. he delivers to brian. turns on the inside pitch. a win aimed at the right centerfield and it's gone. he ties it at one. top of the six now. same score. tyler moore. zimmerman scores. the throw to second worth thinking the ball will go into right comes off the bag and is tagged out. the nats add two runs in the ninth and win 4-2. >> american league the rays orioles top of the ninth. rays lead 3-2. matt joyce with the bases loaded and sees and delivers. rips one over first base. two runs come into score. the rays bat around in the ninth top the orio
. >> it took him 10 yards to catch hit but i think it qualified -- >> today chip kelly named michael vick his quarterback. skins fans expect to see rg3 versus vick on september 9th at fedex field. >> the nationals -- do they salvage the double in the windy city? >> ♪ i wish i was made of money. i wish you were too. chances are, you're not made of money. so don't overpay for motorcycle insurance. geico motorcycle. see how much you could save. nats acquired david dejesus...
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michael breus. why is it women wlive all these problems? >> many people think they just have a hectic stressed out lifestyle and maybe this is normal. other women say i have too much going on in my life or i don't going on in my life or i don't want to go to my doctor and tal
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she covering up the baby like michael jackson did. >> she was doing an imitation of amanda bynes. >> you think that's the real baby? >> no. it's a cabbage patch doll. i know people who know kanye. apparently thatÃwas a"9l cabbag patch doll because before she got in the car she dropped it and pick it up and kept going. >> you can see little feet underneath the blanket, though. >> isn't that great? >> just the feet? what about the rest of the baby? >> we know the baby's there. we saw the feet. >> that mean we working our way up. we starting at the feet, starting at the bottom, now we here. starting at the bottom. now we here. >> looks like celebrities are leading dangerous lives these days. the chain breaks, olivia mund falls to the floor and dislocates her shoulder. she is really, really swinging hard on this thing. when i first heard the story and they were like, olivia mund was injured on an indoor swing, ime. am i alone in. >> you would. >> that's my fear. that's why i never have that stuff. you know me, i'm clumsy. that's how i get hurt and they're like, how did you dislocate you
she covering up the baby like michael jackson did. >> she was doing an imitation of amanda bynes. >> you think that's the real baby? >> no. it's a cabbage patch doll. i know people who know kanye. apparently thatÃwas a"9l cabbag patch doll because before she got in the car she dropped it and pick it up and kept going. >> you can see little feet underneath the blanket, though. >> isn't that great? >> just the feet? what about the rest of the baby?...
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people say michael hill was armed with 500 rounds of ammunition. he has a criminal history. >> investigation into amber stanley's death. police went door to door handing out flyers and hopes they remember something the night she was killed. she was starting her senior year at flowers high school and planned to be a doctor. >> julio blanco garcia claims he was high on pcp that he killed here. >> i am not a bad guy. i asked her for a ride. i don't know what happened, that is all i remember. it was too much stopping. i am so sorry. i didn't mean to. >> why are you sorry. >> you know, i have changed my life ever since then, god is not going to forgive what i did. >> garcia charged with murder shortly after that interrogation. >> we are just six days out of the 50th anniversary of the march on washington. >> hundreds attended a church service continuing dr. king's message. jessie jackson was at the march. >> we would like you to send us pictures at mymarchdc@gmail.com tweet us @myfoxdc or up load pictures to our facebook page. >> will the leaders, will
people say michael hill was armed with 500 rounds of ammunition. he has a criminal history. >> investigation into amber stanley's death. police went door to door handing out flyers and hopes they remember something the night she was killed. she was starting her senior year at flowers high school and planned to be a doctor. >> julio blanco garcia claims he was high on pcp that he killed here. >> i am not a bad guy. i asked her for a ride. i don't know what happened, that is all...
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>> i grew up on michael keaton's batman, i thought he was the best batman, christian bale was the best bruce wayne. my problem with bail with bruce wayne was the awful voice. [laughter]. i couldn't get over that voice. it bothered me. it is in the "dark knight." [laughter]. i thought that keeton was the best batman and bail the best wayne. if they can get rid of the growling voice, i think affleck can nail it. he iss tall and can nail it. he has been directing for years. "argo." >> thank you. let's talk about the movies now. "worlds end." this is a movie you really like? >> i am a huge fan of "dawn of the dead" this is the cornetto trilogy. they are connected through ice cream. i know it sounds strange, what that means in england, in america we have drumsticks, american ice cream in a corn. they are called cornettos in england. every one of the movies has a different flavored cornetto. i said i think everybody decertains a cornetto dropped into it. what scene is the most classic to have an ice cream dropped into it. >> immediately what comes to mind was opening of "raiders of the lost
>> i grew up on michael keaton's batman, i thought he was the best batman, christian bale was the best bruce wayne. my problem with bail with bruce wayne was the awful voice. [laughter]. i couldn't get over that voice. it bothered me. it is in the "dark knight." [laughter]. i thought that keeton was the best batman and bail the best wayne. if they can get rid of the growling voice, i think affleck can nail it. he iss tall and can nail it. he has been directing for years....
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. >> 17-year-old michael dwyane jones and 16-year-old chancy al la loona have been charged with first degree murder. under oklahoma law, they'll be tried as adults. >> i am appalled at these three children. it is something these three people can do without. entire community is upset. >> luna is said to be the trigger man an act he is not capable of. >> i know in my heart he didn't pull that trigger. >> the two younger teens face life in parole without parole. >> reporter: julio blanco garcia charged with first degree murder for stabbing vanessa pham three years ago. his defense maintains he wasn't premeditated. paul joins us from outside the courtroom. >> reporter: i left the courtroom as julio blanco garcia admitted to police he did what he did saying i am not a bad guy, i was so high, i am sorry, i didn't mean to. she didn't do anything wrong meaning vanessa pham. i was hallucinating. she stopped at the medical building, i grabbed the knife and did what i did. i stabbed her in the chest, she was crying. julio blanco garcia was holding his head in his hands as he was telling the poli
. >> 17-year-old michael dwyane jones and 16-year-old chancy al la loona have been charged with first degree murder. under oklahoma law, they'll be tried as adults. >> i am appalled at these three children. it is something these three people can do without. entire community is upset. >> luna is said to be the trigger man an act he is not capable of. >> i know in my heart he didn't pull that trigger. >> the two younger teens face life in parole without parole....
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. >> can it be worse than michael keaton? >> i don't think so. >> yes, yes. >> we have showers and maybe a thunderstorm coming through her thisth morning. that's a cold front and a much, much improved forecast. steve has the details on traffic after the break. ♪ [ male announcer ] wouldn't it be great if all devices had backup power? the chevrolet volt does. it's ingeniously designed to seamlessly switch from electricity to gas to extend your driving range. no wonder volt is america's best-selling plug-in. that's american ingenuity to find new roads. right now, get a 2013 chevrolet volt for around $269 per month. if yand you're talking toevere rheuyour rheumatologistike me, about trying or adding a biologic. this is humira, adalimumab. this is humira working to help relieve my pain. this is humira helping me through the twists and turns. this is humira helping to protect my joints from further damage. doctors have been prescribing humira for over ten years. humira works by targeting and helping to block a sp
. >> can it be worse than michael keaton? >> i don't think so. >> yes, yes. >> we have showers and maybe a thunderstorm coming through her thisth morning. that's a cold front and a much, much improved forecast. steve has the details on traffic after the break. ♪ [ male announcer ] wouldn't it be great if all devices had backup power? the chevrolet volt does. it's ingeniously designed to seamlessly switch from electricity to gas to extend your driving...
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. >> bring back michael keaton. >> you are way, way, way behind. >> george clooney? >> he was awful. he was the worst batman. >> have you seen george clooney? >> i have and seen what he did to batman. >> not ben affleck, please. >> announced last month two superheros will be together. released in summer 2015. christian bale was the best batman, then val killmer. >> let's go with christian bale. sorry, ben. majority of the comments are not on your side. congratulations on instant failure at the box office. i do believe it was ben affleck that ruined daredevil movie. >> only thing worse is channing tattum. they might as well take their shirts off. >> wouldn't it be cast of "good will hunting." how do you like these apples. >> he is not really cast he definitely is cast? >> by the way, christian bale doesn't want any part. >> ben had to decide if he wanted -- or batman. >> i don't enjoy this story. >> i understand. am i doing weather now? >> how about a little tgt, yes, lady, and gentleman tyrese and genuine is stopping by later. that picture is serious. showing up in o
. >> bring back michael keaton. >> you are way, way, way behind. >> george clooney? >> he was awful. he was the worst batman. >> have you seen george clooney? >> i have and seen what he did to batman. >> not ben affleck, please. >> announced last month two superheros will be together. released in summer 2015. christian bale was the best batman, then val killmer. >> let's go with christian bale. sorry, ben. majority of the comments are not on...
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>> michael: hello and welcome to "the war room." i'm michael shure. shh, it's ron kafka rolling over in his grave, and even he could not imagine something as absurd as this. "the war room" starts now. well, last week president obama announced the creation of an independent group of outside experts to review the intelligence gathering and reviewing of information by the nsa, all in hopes of maintaining the trust of the people and that there is no abuse. >> obama: we're reviewing our intelligence technologies. i'm asking this independent group to step back and review our capabilities, particularly our surveillance technologies. >> michael: well yesterday baracpresident obama revealed te person in charge of this review panel will be james clapper, the very person in charge of the nsa spying practices, the same practices that the panel is investigating. to make matters worse he lied about to congress in march. >> what i wanted to see is if you could give me a yes or no answer to the question. does the nsa collect any type of data at all on millions or hun
>> michael: hello and welcome to "the war room." i'm michael shure. shh, it's ron kafka rolling over in his grave, and even he could not imagine something as absurd as this. "the war room" starts now. well, last week president obama announced the creation of an independent group of outside experts to review the intelligence gathering and reviewing of information by the nsa, all in hopes of maintaining the trust of the people and that there is no abuse. >> obama:...
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i'm michael shure. this is the last war room. [ ♪ theme music ] >> michael: we will begin in egypt where violence goes on. 630 people dead after security forces cracked down on demonstratessers in support of ousted president morsi. the violence has put the president in a very tough position. >> while we want to sustain a relationship with egypt, our continued cooperation cannot continue as usual when civilians are being killed in the streets. >> michael: he has canceled a joint exercise because it's probably not a good why the to conduct joint exercises with people who are killing its people in the streets. but the president did not mention the word "coup" or the $1.5 billion in aid that the u.s. gives to the egyptians every year, most of which goes to the military. obama made clear he feels damned if you do, damned if you don't. he pointed out many egyptians blamed the u.s. for supporting morsi while he was in power. america, the president said, cannot control the outcome in egypt. >> we want a peace
i'm michael shure. this is the last war room. [ ♪ theme music ] >> michael: we will begin in egypt where violence goes on. 630 people dead after security forces cracked down on demonstratessers in support of ousted president morsi. the violence has put the president in a very tough position. >> while we want to sustain a relationship with egypt, our continued cooperation cannot continue as usual when civilians are being killed in the streets. >> michael: he has canceled a...
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i'm michael shure, you're in the war room. >> michael: first up, edward snowden finally has a home. russia granted him search rather asylum. he will be allowed to live in russia and travel freely in the country for one year. the one responsible for leaking information on classified nsa information on parameters said this. today. we have seen obama administration show no respect for international or domestic law, but the law is winning. i thank the russian federation for granting me asylum. jay carney said russia is jeopardizing diploma diplomatic relations with the u.s. by all allowing snowden to live there. >> we're extremely disdisappoi disdisappointed that russia would take this step, and not have snowden ex-spelled to the u.s. to face charges against him. he should be returned to the united states as soon as possible where he will be accorded full due process and protections. >> michael: sometimes i really don't believe that jay carney believes what he's saying. that was one of those moments. and a new poll released shows that majority of americans disagree with that. 55% think
i'm michael shure, you're in the war room. >> michael: first up, edward snowden finally has a home. russia granted him search rather asylum. he will be allowed to live in russia and travel freely in the country for one year. the one responsible for leaking information on classified nsa information on parameters said this. today. we have seen obama administration show no respect for international or domestic law, but the law is winning. i thank the russian federation for granting me...
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>> michael: hi, folks, i'm michael shure. is it two steps forward and one step back or is it the other way around. when it comes to race in america it doesn't feel like we're always going in the right direction. they've sent in the clowns, literally, and we'll see which way we're moving in today's big news. "the war room" starts now. [ ♪ music ] >> michael: man, is it good to be back in this state. we're going to be here for four more days. stay with us, we have a great week of shows. earlier today here in san francisco attorney general eric holder laid out plans to alleviate overcrowded prisons and address racism in the justice system. >> as we come together, we need to discuss although incarceration has a significant role to play in our justice system, it can be ineffective and unsustainable. it poses a significant uneconomic burden. it comes with human and moral costs that are impossible to calculate. >> michael: the attorney general. the defendants with drug charges but no ties to large scale drugs organizations will be
>> michael: hi, folks, i'm michael shure. is it two steps forward and one step back or is it the other way around. when it comes to race in america it doesn't feel like we're always going in the right direction. they've sent in the clowns, literally, and we'll see which way we're moving in today's big news. "the war room" starts now. [ ♪ music ] >> michael: man, is it good to be back in this state. we're going to be here for four more days. stay with us, we have a great...
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michael: i had to. so i got up at 3:00 and then, i always wake up naturally like at 6:456789 nicole: ok, all right. michael: but even if i go to bed at 2:00, i wake up at 6:45. nicole: i'm the exact same way, the exact same way. well, have you guys heard of this? yesterday, there was a shark found on the subway. this is real. michael: sharknado is here! nicole: this is real. [cheers and applause] it is though! michael: sharknado! nicole: by the way, did anyone see it come in or out? i want to know how it got there. michael: it walked in there. yeah. never seen a shark walk on their back fins? nicole: i don't even know what i would do. michael: see, that has to do with the sharknado. that's probably the movie company saying hey, to the intern, we'll give you $20 if you take this shark -- nicole: yes, yes, take the shark, put it in the subway. michael: slide it under the seat. then they called the paper for it. because there's no way a shark is going to amble into the subway. if you have a shark at home a
michael: i had to. so i got up at 3:00 and then, i always wake up naturally like at 6:456789 nicole: ok, all right. michael: but even if i go to bed at 2:00, i wake up at 6:45. nicole: i'm the exact same way, the exact same way. well, have you guys heard of this? yesterday, there was a shark found on the subway. this is real. michael: sharknado is here! nicole: this is real. [cheers and applause] it is though! michael: sharknado! nicole: by the way, did anyone see it come in or out? i want to...
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michael: good to see you. >> good. michael: whoo. now that right there, that was like a football player coming out of the tunnel! [applause] welcome to the show, first of all. >> thank you. michael: summer's winding down. and you've been on tour. you're so busy, but did you get a chance to take a little break on trips or do any kind of vacation? >> i did. my husband and i haven't really taken a vacation since our honeymoon three years ago. so we thought we owe it to ourselves to do something. and we took kind of an anniversary trip to italy. we went to austria. it was gorgeous. we ate and drank. michael: oh there, you two are. rebecca: that's amazing that you went to austria because now, you're about to come to new york maria get ready to do von trapp in the sound of music. >> that's right. [applause] rebecca: it's a live three-hour special on december 5. are you moving to information for this? >> i will be here for a couple of months. rebecca: are you nervous? >> it is live. so everybody's singing, dancing, whatnot, live. it's going
michael: good to see you. >> good. michael: whoo. now that right there, that was like a football player coming out of the tunnel! [applause] welcome to the show, first of all. >> thank you. michael: summer's winding down. and you've been on tour. you're so busy, but did you get a chance to take a little break on trips or do any kind of vacation? >> i did. my husband and i haven't really taken a vacation since our honeymoon three years ago. so we thought we owe it to ourselves...
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michael: yes! claus ♪ well, girl you cut those jeans just right i know you didn't buy them like that so baby, don't even try that, you dance, oh, you move yeah like there ain't nobody watchin' but girl, you know i'm watchin' don't lie, you got it all figured out that smile has got me spinin' around don't even try actin' like it ain't no thing 'cause i can see you move a little closer, closer, girl, i gotta get to, get to noah, everything about you makes me ant to noah, what you're doing baby, don't ya, don't ya you've been looking here all night but when i look, you look away, oh, i love the little games that you play, yeah, i bet you didn't mean to brush my hand when you walked by me like you didn't mean to drive mo crazy don't lie, you've got it all figured out that smile has got me spinin' around don't even try actin' like it ain't no thing 'cause i can see you move a little closer, closer, girl i gotta get to noah noah everything about you makes me want ya, noah know what you're doing baby, d
michael: yes! claus ♪ well, girl you cut those jeans just right i know you didn't buy them like that so baby, don't even try that, you dance, oh, you move yeah like there ain't nobody watchin' but girl, you know i'm watchin' don't lie, you got it all figured out that smile has got me spinin' around don't even try actin' like it ain't no thing 'cause i can see you move a little closer, closer, girl, i gotta get to, get to noah, everything about you makes me ant to noah, what you're doing baby,...
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michael. what is the $20? andrew jackson, yeah. and currency -- $1,000. michael. what is the $50 bill? ulysses grant was the man. [ beep beep beep ] and that wraps up the jeopardy! round with you in the lead again, michael, at $6,400. kate in third place. that means she goes first when we come back to start double jeopardy! [ applause ] is inspected by the usda... but perdue asked them to go further. they verify that all our chickens are cared for in a clean, safe environment... and fed an all-veggie diet. no other chicken company does this. but at perdue, we believe in a better chicken. well, at perdue, we say you are what you eat...eats. so we feed our chickens an all-veggie diet, including corn and marigolds with no added animal by-products... hormones...or steroids. because at perdue, we believe in a better chicken. begins now with kate making a selection from these categories... we'll give you the lakes. ...of the library of congress, helping preserve our film heritage. kate, start us. i'd like states by lake for $400, please. alex: michael. what is louisiana
michael. what is the $20? andrew jackson, yeah. and currency -- $1,000. michael. what is the $50 bill? ulysses grant was the man. [ beep beep beep ] and that wraps up the jeopardy! round with you in the lead again, michael, at $6,400. kate in third place. that means she goes first when we come back to start double jeopardy! [ applause ] is inspected by the usda... but perdue asked them to go further. they verify that all our chickens are cared for in a clean, safe environment... and fed an...
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(michael) oh, you get out of here. michael... yes? if i may say, she's even prettier than you described her. (dwight) oh, ouch! michael, i don't think there's anything wrong with the way you described her. thank you. i really need a moment alone with you. not as much as i need a moment alone with you. brrp! [laughing] what is this? that is my christmas card. it's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. "ski-son's greetings." no, see, we never went on a ski trip. [laughing] i know, i know. i went on a ski trip-- right. two years ago, with my kids and my ex-husband. yes, but what you didn't realize at the time was that i was with you, in a sense. i was in your heart. michael... and next to your kids. what? this is so weird. i don't understand. it's a bold move to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. but then again, michael's a bold guy. is bold the right word? i think you're a really sweet guy. okay. but, um... i don't know how to deal with
(michael) oh, you get out of here. michael... yes? if i may say, she's even prettier than you described her. (dwight) oh, ouch! michael, i don't think there's anything wrong with the way you described her. thank you. i really need a moment alone with you. not as much as i need a moment alone with you. brrp! [laughing] what is this? that is my christmas card. it's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. "ski-son's greetings." no, see, we never went on a ski...
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michael: bam! rebecca: did i get it? [applause] i got it? michael: yes. well, the fifth thing is first date. 9%. i mean, you want to show up with a first date looking all like you've got some energy. rebecca: right. michael: 16% at a job interview. rebecca: ok. michael: 19% at a wedding. rebecca: right. michael: because you may catch that bouquet. the other person you want to marry may be there. another 19% at a birthday. yeah. like you're really 16. i'm 30. and 19% class reunion. rebecca: yeah. michael: because everybody wants to see their old classmates and then go home and go -- rebecca: have you been to a class reunion? michael: i graduated at the class of two. rebecca: a class of who? michael: a class of two. myself and julie johnson. i graduated second in my class. [laughter] rebecca: good for you. michael: and i'm completely honest with that. i was number two. what were you? i was number two and last in my class. guess not too many people can say that. [laughter] so i haven't had any class reunions. have you? rebecca: i went to my 20th high school
michael: bam! rebecca: did i get it? [applause] i got it? michael: yes. well, the fifth thing is first date. 9%. i mean, you want to show up with a first date looking all like you've got some energy. rebecca: right. michael: 16% at a job interview. rebecca: ok. michael: 19% at a wedding. rebecca: right. michael: because you may catch that bouquet. the other person you want to marry may be there. another 19% at a birthday. yeah. like you're really 16. i'm 30. and 19% class reunion. rebecca:...
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the michael scott story. by michael scott. with dwight schrute. hey, um, did you hear about your friends in pennsylvania? rumor has it that the scranton branch is "gklch." really? wow, that's too bad. um... sorry. scranton branch is closing? in your face. well, i work here now. mmmm! sucka. are you okay? d--yeah. great, amazing. best physical condition of my life. what did jan want? nothing. just checking in. i can't tell you, so. what can't you tell me? nothing. pam. [muttering] what difference does it make? we'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway. what? what? you just said that we're gonna be gone-- do i have any messages? michael, what's going on? okay. okay. [clears throat] listen up, everybody. i have some news. we are screwed. dunder-mifflin scranton is being shut down. (toby) michael, uh... we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made. you knew about this all along, didn't you? jan told me just a few minutes before she told you. traitor. you are a traitor. what about us, michael? do we still have jobs? i don't k
the michael scott story. by michael scott. with dwight schrute. hey, um, did you hear about your friends in pennsylvania? rumor has it that the scranton branch is "gklch." really? wow, that's too bad. um... sorry. scranton branch is closing? in your face. well, i work here now. mmmm! sucka. are you okay? d--yeah. great, amazing. best physical condition of my life. what did jan want? nothing. just checking in. i can't tell you, so. what can't you tell me? nothing. pam. [muttering] what...
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>> michael: they said do tom brokaw, so good evening, i'm michael shure. things fall apart in egypt, and the world waits to find out what happens next, and who can possibly make it better. "the war room" starts now. [♪ theme music ] >> michael: having a little fun, but in egypt they are not. a month long state of emergency has been declared in egypt. egyptian officials are reporting 278 people confirmed dead, and the death toll is expected to rise. the muslim brotherhood count saying as many as 600 dead. the clash began last night when troops swarmed two pro morsi encampments and opened fire. the white house condemned the violence and urged egypt to find peace instead of imposing a state of emergency. josh earnest had this to say this morning. >> we believe that the state of emergency should end as soon as possible. violence is simply not a solution in egypt or anywhere else. violence will not create a road map for egypt's future. violence only impedes the transition to an incollusive civilian government. the world is closely watching egypt and is very c
>> michael: they said do tom brokaw, so good evening, i'm michael shure. things fall apart in egypt, and the world waits to find out what happens next, and who can possibly make it better. "the war room" starts now. [♪ theme music ] >> michael: having a little fun, but in egypt they are not. a month long state of emergency has been declared in egypt. egyptian officials are reporting 278 people confirmed dead, and the death toll is expected to rise. the muslim brotherhood...
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michael! michael! hey! - hi. - hi. i'm just coming out to see what you're doing and maybe stop you. - oh, you know what? do you have a siphon? i think i'm gonna run out of gas. - why do you need more gas? - well, i'm... writing a message. - is it a good message or a bad message? - i'm asking holly a question in fire. - are you proposing? - maybe. - [gasps] - oh! - wow. - you know what? i've got gas on my hands and my shoes. would you--would you light it? do the honors, please? - yeah. yeah, no problem. - pam? - yep? - could you light this, please? - michael, you've had two ideas today... and one of them was great and the other one was terrible. - i am not in the mood for riddles, pam. - this is terrible. - no, this is romantic. - you know what? i'm gonna get a hose and then we'll talk about it. okay? we'll figure it out. i'll be right back. just stay there. i'm here in your home, having a pretty spectacular tuesday. ♪ but i don't notice the loose rug at the top of your stairs. and that's about to become an issue for
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michael dell they have he can? >> i have nothing personal against michael, ceo, in this case last four yearses havehas done a pretty bad job, with the founder as it grows, the founder decided to take it public. there is supposed to be a vote. supposed to be accountability. the board has not held michael accountable. think is the next chapter. he will not do a good of a job as many. there are many candidates. it is interesting to say i don't have the passion but the real point is, bringing in a ceo that's really good as there are three or four we think are incredibly good to do this but the problem we have is to convince somebody to get, you know, to get into this, we, where it is sort of like a beehive. so if you don't have the annual meeting right after this other vote, shareholders know he they have a real choice. we tell them who the new ceo is going to be, it will be difficult for us. liz: wait, you've got four candidates you like. would you present one single name? >> i really can't. and really there's, actual
michael dell they have he can? >> i have nothing personal against michael, ceo, in this case last four yearses havehas done a pretty bad job, with the founder as it grows, the founder decided to take it public. there is supposed to be a vote. supposed to be accountability. the board has not held michael accountable. think is the next chapter. he will not do a good of a job as many. there are many candidates. it is interesting to say i don't have the passion but the real point is, bringing...
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. - look closely, michael. i feel there's a plan here for you. - maybe we have a plan for you. - how 'bout you? maybe you can use supplemental coverage of some kind. anybody can get hurt. you always think it can't happen to you, and... [slaps table] think about it. - excuse me. sorry to bother you. are you a mechanic? - [voice shaking] yeah. - my battery's dead. i've got my kid. can you please help? - yes, i can. - no, no, no, no. come on, i'm sorry. we're having our salads. - come on. lady in distress. go, go! - okay. sorry. - thank you so much. i really appreciate it. - hey, do you need any help? - i'm sure he can handle a simple jumpstart. now come on. sit down. - he's a good mechanic. - sit down. where were we? - i don't... - he was trying to force you to decide on a policy. - okay. okay. - so we're choosing... - yep, all right. put 'em down. - black goes on the red with the... if we...positive... mo--it being a motor drive, it's just probably...down. - he seems bad at this. - [snapping] you want to do this
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don't worry, michael, we cut them out for you already." hey. hey, robert. all right, michael... go upstairs and-- here, practice cutting. take the scissors. go. run. no, don't run! don't run! idiot. this is how michael cuts paper. so...we hate him now? he just needs to work on his fine motor skills a little. they're thinking of keeping him in pre-k one more year. really. interesting. why? why is that interesting? oh, nothing. you got any doughnuts? don't give him any! he already had 2! i still have coffee left! you refilled that coffee so you could have more doughnuts! so she ate them! that's right, because 2 doughnuts are enough. well, how many did you have? why do you change the subject? wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. i know what to do. i know what to do. get out! what's the matter, dear? michael might get left back in preschool. what? oh. interesting. what? what's so interesting? what, is he stupid? nobody's stupid, frank. michael's a little young for the class, and besides, girls mature faster than boys. oh. so i guess geoffrey's fine then. yeah. all right. sto
don't worry, michael, we cut them out for you already." hey. hey, robert. all right, michael... go upstairs and-- here, practice cutting. take the scissors. go. run. no, don't run! don't run! idiot. this is how michael cuts paper. so...we hate him now? he just needs to work on his fine motor skills a little. they're thinking of keeping him in pre-k one more year. really. interesting. why? why is that interesting? oh, nothing. you got any doughnuts? don't give him any! he already had 2! i...
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very funny, michael. okay, okay. all right. really funny, michael. all right, all right, i'm on a roll. why are the new people on the table? to show them that we are not above them. shouldn't we be equals? not today. no. tony, please join your cohorts on the table, if you would. uh, this is difficult for me. hey, i understand. we're all friends. no, i mean, i can't physically. i can't get on the table. oh, well... just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up. okay? you know what? i'll help. i will help. no. please... don't. don't be shy. dwight, let's do this. come on. we're doin' this thing. ready? on three. let's get up. one, two-- bend at the knees. go! okay, here we go! here we go. i'm under this-- i'm under this hock here. i don't know what i'm grabbin' here. all right, all right, stop. put me down. put me down. push it! push it! i'm right in your crack. put me down now! you're almost there! put me down right now! i've had enough! you've got it. put me down right now! whoa whoa whoa! okay. hey, hey. easy. easy. i'm sorry. don't-
very funny, michael. okay, okay. all right. really funny, michael. all right, all right, i'm on a roll. why are the new people on the table? to show them that we are not above them. shouldn't we be equals? not today. no. tony, please join your cohorts on the table, if you would. uh, this is difficult for me. hey, i understand. we're all friends. no, i mean, i can't physically. i can't get on the table. oh, well... just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up. okay? you know...
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[michael whistling a tune] - oh, good, michael. listen, i wrote up those sales targets-- - [in character] i do believe you have me mistaken. my name is caleb crawdad. y'all skedaddled way too soon. we need to re-open this case. - no, you're not re-opening the case. the case is closed. - no, it ain't. - frankly, i'm not surprised. a lot of the evidence seemed to be based on puns. - [giggling] - i was just thinking about weekend at bernie's. so funny. the guy's dead the whole time. - [laughs] i haven't seen it. - speaking of weekends, you excited about our date this weekend? - [in character] of course, nathaniel. - okay. - where are you takin' me? - [in character] well... the finest steakhouse in all savannah. - savannah? that's a far way from scranton. - did you mean a real date? - no. did you? - totally not. - i thought it was for real... so i was excited, but it was just-- it was part of the game. - you're sure it was water? it couldn't have been acid? - [in character] i already declared you it was too dark to tell! - stop playing
[michael whistling a tune] - oh, good, michael. listen, i wrote up those sales targets-- - [in character] i do believe you have me mistaken. my name is caleb crawdad. y'all skedaddled way too soon. we need to re-open this case. - no, you're not re-opening the case. the case is closed. - no, it ain't. - frankly, i'm not surprised. a lot of the evidence seemed to be based on puns. - [giggling] - i was just thinking about weekend at bernie's. so funny. the guy's dead the whole time. - [laughs] i...
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your mother is sleeping with michael scott. - andy, can i talk to you for a second? - sure thing, tuna boss. how may i be of service to you? - i am gonna need your advice. [plays opera music] ♪ i was thinking of getting this opera for dwight's birthday. what do you think? ♪ - this aria is a joke. - really? - what are you thinking? ♪ - i was gonna go with this one. - let me tell you something. if you respect him at all, you will get him something better. ♪ - bernard dog, what was that all about? - [chuckling] i know, right? - what were you guys talking about in there? - trust me, it would only make you mad. ♪ - due to a certain recent incident, corporate has asked all the branches to come up with ideas as to how we can better communicate with our communities. - is this because of the 60 minutes segment about working conditions in our peruvian paper mill? - that was a hit job. if you read the dunder mifflin press release, it clearly states that they had absolutely nothing to do with that particular cancer cluster. so if there is a lesson to be learned here, a
your mother is sleeping with michael scott. - andy, can i talk to you for a second? - sure thing, tuna boss. how may i be of service to you? - i am gonna need your advice. [plays opera music] ♪ i was thinking of getting this opera for dwight's birthday. what do you think? ♪ - this aria is a joke. - really? - what are you thinking? ♪ - i was gonna go with this one. - let me tell you something. if you respect him at all, you will get him something better. ♪ - bernard dog, what was that...
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it's been a big day for michael. here, take a look. >> hi, i'm michael. i'm 25 years old, and today, i'm gonna get a perm. ♪ i hope i end up looking like robert smith from the cure. i really hope i don't end up looking like "weird al" yankovic. >> i'm wes. i'm mikey's friend, and i cannot wait to see him with a perm. i'm definitely excited to touch it. i hope it's gonna be like chia-pet style where i can just kinda, bounce with it. >> i hope that after the show today all of my friends go out and get perms. >> whatever the perm looks like, i think it's gonna be a little bit better than the 90s grunge rock hair he's got right now. >> i imagine that new yorkers have seen weirder things on the subway, but i'm probably gonna get a few stares. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, there we go. very good. i can't wait to see what michael is going to look like. now michael has been sequestered since he got permed, so he hasn't seen himself yet. and his friend hasn't seen him either. this entire process has been cloaked in secrecy. we have his buddy right here
it's been a big day for michael. here, take a look. >> hi, i'm michael. i'm 25 years old, and today, i'm gonna get a perm. ♪ i hope i end up looking like robert smith from the cure. i really hope i don't end up looking like "weird al" yankovic. >> i'm wes. i'm mikey's friend, and i cannot wait to see him with a perm. i'm definitely excited to touch it. i hope it's gonna be like chia-pet style where i can just kinda, bounce with it. >> i hope that after the show...
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ok michael you want to check but i didn't michael. i didn't i would like to and i'd like to underscore was saying because if if on a regional basis and again because of outside interference if syria were to fall now the christians that and all the minorities that have been that al assad has been protecting it's going to be an absolute disaster that's going to a fact all the minorities and particularly the christians but certainly the minorities and i've heard when i was in syria last week i heard the. sunni radicals and there be a saying that that clearly is infidels and they're going to go kill them and you know that's that's just an outrage and the only reason that assad that they want all the overthrown is because of his relationship to iran and the outside powers but no the outside powers particularly the united states is not considering what the internal uproar and dislocation is going to be should should that occur and and our policy is that particularly from the united states are not taking that into account ok matthew do they
ok michael you want to check but i didn't michael. i didn't i would like to and i'd like to underscore was saying because if if on a regional basis and again because of outside interference if syria were to fall now the christians that and all the minorities that have been that al assad has been protecting it's going to be an absolute disaster that's going to a fact all the minorities and particularly the christians but certainly the minorities and i've heard when i was in syria last week i...
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the prodigy is dead. >> and so is bob. [ bell rings ] >> michael bennett! >> michael bennett. what has maria been putting in the mind of that uber talented individual? she's got that contract in hand. they've been prepping ring of honor for weeks now. >> there's always negotiations in contracts. this is getting ridiculous now. >> he's going to sign a contract? >> thae they've got a pen already. >> michael bennett is signing a contract. he is now part of the long-term plan of ring of honor. >> wait a minute, cheese burger? what's he doing there? >> oh, no, that poor kid! >> he should not have been there. what was he thinking? >> brutal bob evans came to cheeseburger, and i guess cheeseburger was repaying the favor, but he just got brutalized, he just got savagely pounced by michael bennett who has just signed a contract, and he's part of ring of honor. >> they won, kevin. you proved your point. now get to the bank, all right the? >> you can't feel too good about the way that bennett -- is this what ring of honor is all about? is this what -- let's get some help from cheeseburge
the prodigy is dead. >> and so is bob. [ bell rings ] >> michael bennett! >> michael bennett. what has maria been putting in the mind of that uber talented individual? she's got that contract in hand. they've been prepping ring of honor for weeks now. >> there's always negotiations in contracts. this is getting ridiculous now. >> he's going to sign a contract? >> thae they've got a pen already. >> michael bennett is signing a contract. he is now part of...
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[all cheering, video pauses] - hey, hey. - michael! - michael, i'm sorry. i'm really, really sorry. i think i was just relieved to see that michael scarn got his confidence back. - yeah, michael, the movie's amazing. - it's, like, one of the best movies i've ever seen in my life. - you should enter it in festivals. - or carnivals. - yeah. - well, that's a pretty good reaction. that's pretty cool, right? did you like it? did you like that? - which part? - okay. all right. - oh, come on. - no. all: michael. - no, come on! - we have to see the end. - no, it's not good enough. it's not good enough. - some people are really popping on-screen. you know, from our 4,000 television commercials. yep, there i am with flo. hoo-hoo! watch it! [chuckles] anyhoo, 3 million people switched to me last year, saving an average of $475. [sigh] it feels good to help people save... with great discounts like safe driver, multicar, and multipolicy. so call me today. you'll be glad you did. cannonbox! [splash!] we provide the exact individualization that your body needs. this labor day, don't invest in a ma
[all cheering, video pauses] - hey, hey. - michael! - michael, i'm sorry. i'm really, really sorry. i think i was just relieved to see that michael scarn got his confidence back. - yeah, michael, the movie's amazing. - it's, like, one of the best movies i've ever seen in my life. - you should enter it in festivals. - or carnivals. - yeah. - well, that's a pretty good reaction. that's pretty cool, right? did you like it? did you like that? - which part? - okay. all right. - oh, come on. - no....
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michael we'll start with you. why would a billionaire want to get into an interest like this if not for the political influence that comes with newspapers? >> first of all it is pretty clear that only a billionaire would be buying these kinds of papers. they are the only people that can afford them. so we have to defer to the fact that it is going to be a wealthy individual if anyone buys them at all. so there are two schools of thoughts, one is like it's a hood ornament. i don't buy that with jeff bezos. because i think the "washington post" is $250 million when compared to his wealth of approximately $25 billion, people are saying it is like a millionaire buying a newspaper for $10,000. but i do think there is a responsibility that he recognizes, and there is a new platform. whoever is buying newspapers right now is going to change the way that newspapers are run. i think from what i know from him and what we have all learned about, is he is the kind of guy who has a long-term view of things. and you can say his
michael we'll start with you. why would a billionaire want to get into an interest like this if not for the political influence that comes with newspapers? >> first of all it is pretty clear that only a billionaire would be buying these kinds of papers. they are the only people that can afford them. so we have to defer to the fact that it is going to be a wealthy individual if anyone buys them at all. so there are two schools of thoughts, one is like it's a hood ornament. i don't buy that...
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. ♪ >>> joining me in the stewudio, michael mann, and from new york claus jacob. a recent study painted a grim picture for many american cities and towns. more than 1700 cities are at a greatest risk from rising city levels. even if all carbon emissions stopped right now, it's already too late for some cities that are locked in to a future below sea level. but scientists say 1,000 cities and towns could still be saved if there are dramatic cuts in emissions. michael we'll start with you. what does the future look like for cities like new york and miami? >> we can take actions to try to stablelize greenhouse gases, through reducing fossil fuel emissions, in such a case that we could avoid the worst-case scenarios. the best estimates are that we could avoid global sea level rise of more than a meter or three feet. a three-foot sea level rise is going to be damaging to many of the coastal cities of the u.s. low-lying island nations, but there are probably steps we can take to adapt to that level of change. on the other hand if we continue to pursue business as usual,
. ♪ >>> joining me in the stewudio, michael mann, and from new york claus jacob. a recent study painted a grim picture for many american cities and towns. more than 1700 cities are at a greatest risk from rising city levels. even if all carbon emissions stopped right now, it's already too late for some cities that are locked in to a future below sea level. but scientists say 1,000 cities and towns could still be saved if there are dramatic cuts in emissions. michael we'll start with...
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michael hastings passed away in a tragic car accident. he was a regular contributor to "the young turks." we had a make name for him, the notebook. david was the uprising and david was the guardian. michael was just such a great part of the show. i want to talk about him a little more, too. after that, glenn greenwald broke the edward snowden n.s.a. story. it was like for people who were asked hey was it worth it, you did the two years on current, the station didn't work, of course it was worth it. who else was putting those guys on? who else had them on regularly, who else had them breathing fire against the establishment? to that point, let me show you the michael hastings clip here. like i said, regular contributor, came on all the time. you want to talk about a guy who didn't mind taking on the government and establishment, here he is. >> i started my first job at newsweek when i had just graduated from college. >> where did you go? >> n.y.u. then newsweek. >> i interviewed the polester for obama for america. the staffer ran into his
michael hastings passed away in a tragic car accident. he was a regular contributor to "the young turks." we had a make name for him, the notebook. david was the uprising and david was the guardian. michael was just such a great part of the show. i want to talk about him a little more, too. after that, glenn greenwald broke the edward snowden n.s.a. story. it was like for people who were asked hey was it worth it, you did the two years on current, the station didn't work, of course it...
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>> hi, michael, how are you doing, man? big fan. >> oh, my god, it's michael phelps, the most decorated and possibly retired olympian of all time. and with the 2016 games on the horizon, there's only one question we have to ask -->> di your races in the olympics? >> yes, michael phelps is about to settle one of the greatest controversies in pool history, to pee or not to pee? that is the question. >> oh, i'm pro-pee. >> you're pro-pee? >> you're a pee advocate? >> ab>> everyone in this room h don't care who yo guys, that's michael phelps has to say? >> everybody pees in the pool. >> so it's like normal? >> everyone pees in the pool. >> so mikey, an ol peer. >> i feel liberated! >> u.s.a.! u.s.a.! u.s.a.! u.s.a.! u.s.a.!>> take that, russia! >> yeah, take that, and give us back edward stoweden or else we will pee in your pool. now, let's get back to phelps here. >> michael phelps peed out of a fire hose. >> he what? >> he's saying he has a big wiener. >> well, the speedo doesn't leave much to the imagination. >> michael phel
>> hi, michael, how are you doing, man? big fan. >> oh, my god, it's michael phelps, the most decorated and possibly retired olympian of all time. and with the 2016 games on the horizon, there's only one question we have to ask -->> di your races in the olympics? >> yes, michael phelps is about to settle one of the greatest controversies in pool history, to pee or not to pee? that is the question. >> oh, i'm pro-pee. >> you're pro-pee? >> you're a pee...
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michael jackson was as much the king of pop as a style icon. it is almost impossible to separate the legendary singer's career from that jacket, that hat, and, of course, that crystal glove. a glove that has been in the private collection of this man since the son of equatorial guinea's president bought it at auction in 2010. >> there's nothing that's more iconic than the white rhinestone-studded glove. that is michael jackson. >> reporter: but according to the u.s. department of justice, he allegedly bought the glove and other michael jackson memorabilia with stolen public funds. in april 2011, u.s. authorities moved to seize assets worth some $71 million from him. he owns bentleys, rolls-royces, and even a private jet. an just last year, the french government seized his $100 million plus mansion, where they found millions more in luxury goods and cars. the u.s. government's original case was thrown out in april of 2012. but now, the justice department filed a new complaint, putting the suspected illegally obtained items, including the michael
michael jackson was as much the king of pop as a style icon. it is almost impossible to separate the legendary singer's career from that jacket, that hat, and, of course, that crystal glove. a glove that has been in the private collection of this man since the son of equatorial guinea's president bought it at auction in 2010. >> there's nothing that's more iconic than the white rhinestone-studded glove. that is michael jackson. >> reporter: but according to the u.s. department of...